1. Drop Waist
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I love anything that looks vaguely "Jazz Age" so drop waist dresses taunt me. When this cut is paired with fancy fabric or girly pleats, I'm a goner. I always suspected that this shape minimized my hips since it cuts across their widest section then dramatically flares out. For the full bust figure, there's minimal waist definition in this style and the cut picks up on two of the body's widest measurements (hips, bust). This particular design is saved by its sheer puff sleeves and "doll's costume collar" on top. Those features balance my Gs while the pleats help to streamline the rest of me. Would you wear a drop waist dress, either in the Zelda Fitzgerald vein or the mod 60s cut? Do you think this cut could flatter a woman with a full bust and more narrow hips?
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Okay, confession: I've never worn this dress. It's shameful since I've now owned it for 3 (!!!) years. When I bought it, I was ecstatic that I had found a strapless dress that worked for my chest. I thought it looked modern and fun, like something a glamorous urban dweller would wear on New Year's Eve. While creating this post, I discovered people hate this dress. My boyfriend told me I looked like an extra in the movie Night at the Roxbury. Then, hours later, he told me he "really didn't like the jungle dress with the skeleton inside". Which was his way of referring to the plastic boning that holds up the top half! Last night, my friend asked me, "What's that material? Tiered rough-edged chiffon?!".
I'm not going to defend myself on this one, but I could devote an entire post to my love/hate relationship with strapless dresses and their close cousin, the one-shoulder dress. Every summer, I see TONS of girls rock strapless dresses. During the "party season" in January and December, they reemerge in gorgeous jewel tones. If you're busty, how do you make this style work for you? Or do you steer away from strapless cuts altogether?
3. Embellished Up Top
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Unlike the poor strapless above, people go bananas when they see this dress. There's something about this reaction that makes me pause. Obviously, the glimmer print and the thick fabric are impossible to ignore. I'm especially skeptical of the three-dimensional detail across my boobs though. Any undeniable embellishments near my chest -- sequins, a rosette, an applique -- make me hesitate. I think these details can quickly look like I've sprouted something off my breasts. The gigantic bow works above because it ends up being more distracting than maximizing. How do you grapple with design flourishes near your chest?
4. Empire Waist
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In the first season of True Blood, on Sookie's date with Sam, she wears the green version of this dress. It cracked me up because I own that one too. I've gotten so much use out of both these dresses; they're starting to disintegrate. I love the light fabric, the ruched sleeves, and the floral print. I don't love the deep V-neck which inevitably reveals my bra. Since the bust area isn't cut with enough room for my Gs, the empire waist fans out prematurely. This changes the fit since the empire panel is sitting on the volume of my breasts, rather than my waist area where it's supposed to be. Just another reason I'm jealous of that gap-toothed, Vampire-loving, fairy-descended, telepathic waitress.
I think these 4 could be problematic for someone with a D+ cup, but I'm not ready to write them off completely. Clearly I own
too many a lot of dresses, but I'm still curious about other styles. For instance, has anyone tried a maxi or halter dress in the summer? What about the body con look for nights out?