[caption id="attachment_257" align="aligncenter" width="127" caption="Yoana Baraschi, Church St. Trading Co. (Great Barrington, MA - 2006), size 8"][/caption]
[caption id="attachment_258" align="aligncenter" width="114" caption="Old Navy (2007), size M"][/caption]
...or how NOT to do sweater dresses. To my friends, family, and co-workers: why didn't you tell me I looked pregnant in this dress?! I guess the fact that it's a turtleneck/bulky knit/empire waist dress should've tipped me off to the fact that it wouldn't be flattering. Oh gosh. I've worn this dress so often since I bought it; I'm a little embarrassed. Stacy and Clinton would throw this out in a heartbeat if I was on What Not to Wear. I believe sweater dresses can work for DD+ if the dress contains a thin knit, a form fitting cut, and a little space left open around the neck.
[caption id="attachment_261" align="aligncenter" width="110" caption="YA Los Angeles, Jess et Mia (Pittsfield, MA - 2011), size M"][/caption]
One of my friends told me she avoids spaghetti straps because she doesn't want to look "dated, like the early 2000's". She always looks professional and chic so I think she's on to something there. I avoid thin straps because I think they look as if they're doing too much "work" on me. It's as if they're strained from the weight of my breasts. C'mon, Marilyn's straps broke! Whether it was an accident or not, it definitely makes me skeptical of their durability under pressure. **Trust me when I tell you the dress above is 100 times cuter with a skinny red belt, a denim jacket, and cork wedges.
[caption id="attachment_262" align="aligncenter" width="109" caption="Esley; purchased at a boutique in Provincetown, MA; size L"][/caption]
Three words: Too. Much. Volume. I wear this dress to funerals and other solemn occasions so it's no biggie that my body is effectively lost in it. I'm also to blame here. The store was sold out in my size so I grabbed the large.
[caption id="attachment_264" align="aligncenter" width="111" caption="Free People, Church St. Trading Co. (2006), size M"][/caption]
Although this is a yet another complicated cut (three-quarter length, mock turtleneck, & drop waist), this dress stands in for the casual t-shirt shapes I see at places like Urban Outfitters and American Apparel. I'm attracted to this style in stores because it looks youthful and comfy. Sadly, t-shirt dresses are usually made out of thinner material that has a tendency to cling to the body. For the full bust figure, the cling factor highlights the volume of the chest and can cause an 'out-of-proportion' appearance. The fabric can also start to hang or drape. The excess folds are equally unflattering since it starts to look disheveled.
Phew - I'm so glad this post is over. It was ultimately very educational for me, but I had no idea that the grey sweater dress looked like that until I saw the photo. I guess I can chalk it up to the "anything for comfort" motto which used to be one of my style guidelines.
What's your verdict about "bad" dress styles for the full bust figure? Do you believe there is such a thing as a style to avoid or does it all depend on cut & material? How do you feel about summer-friendly thin straps or the popular bustier dress?